HTML Hell council style

starring me (inDUH), Arwenelf, Belethdelothiel, Roheryn, Probono and Kalayna.

Arwenelf: Strangers from distant lands, friends of old. You have been summoned here to fix bad HTML. Figwit Lives! stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each PEF is bound to this fate-this one doom. Bring forth the code, Belethdelothiel.

Belethdelothiel posts the HTML code in the chat window.

Roheryn: So it is true...

Someone types: The Doom of PEF!

Roheryn: It is a *.gif! A gif to the foes of the PHFs! Why not use this code? Long has my computer, the steward of Figwit Lives!, kept the forces of the PHFs at bay, by the RAM of my computer- all your OSs kept safe! Give me the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him!

inDUHvidual: You cannot wield it! None of us can.

Roheryn: And what would an induhvidual know of this matter?

Probono: This is no mere induhvidual. She is inDUHvidual, one of the creators of Figwit Lives! You owe her your allegiance.

Roheryn: inDUHvidual? This... is the creator of Figwit Lives?

Probono: And chooser of the style sheet.

Roheryn: Figwit Lives! has no style sheet. Figwit Lives! needs no style sheet.

Arwenelf: You have only one choice. The code must be fixed.

Kalayna: What are we waiting for?

Kalayna: ARGH!!!!

Arwenelf: The code cannot be destroyed, Kalayna, owner of the Quintessential LOTR website, by any HTML editor that we here possess. The template was made in the fires of HTML hell. Only there can it be unmade. One must go deep into the coding and fix the gap between the menu and the bottom gif.

Arwenelf: One of you must do this.

Roheryn: One does not simply walk to HTML hell! Its black gates are guarded by more than just extra tags. There is evil there that does not sleep and the great Error 404 is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland. Riddled with letters and numbers. Not with ten thousand PEFs could you do this. It is folly!

Probono: Have you heard nothing Arwenelf has said? The code must be fixed!

Roheryn: And if we fail, what then?!

Kalayna: I will be dead before I see Figwit Lives! in the hands of a PHF!

Belethdelothiel: I WILL FIX IT! I WILL FIX IT!

Belethdelothiel: I will fix the code. Though- I do not know how...

inDUHvidual: If by my life or death, I can help you, I will. You have my Word (2000)

Probono: And you have my (paintshop) Pro.

Kalayna: And my HEXadecimal