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The Dirty Figgy

By Glarawen

  (Sing to the tune of "The Dirty Boogie" by The Brian Setzer)

Well, I got a little Elf but he ainít too clean
Heís real low down and heís kind of mean
The Dirty Figgy
The Dirty Figgy
ĎCause at the Council, itís the Dirty Figgy for me!

The Dirty Figgy
Whatís he called?
The Dirty Figgy
Hey Elrond
The Dirty Figgy
No more Lego
The Dirty Figgy
Not too old
ĎCause at the Council, itís the Dirty Figgy for me!

Well you sit straight up
Always moan and groan
An Elf like you of course Iíd take home
The Dirty Figgy
The Dirty Figgy
ĎCause at the Council, itís the Dirty Figgy for me!

The Dirty Figgy
Whatís he called?
The Dirty Figgy
Hey Elrond
The Dirty Figgy
No more Lego
The Dirty Figgy
Not too old
ĎCause at the Council, itís the Dirty Figgy for me!

You wiggle your ears and always pout
And doiní things I canít even talk about
The Dirty Figgy, catch my drift?
The Dirty Figgy
ĎCause at the Council, itís the Dirty Figgy for me!

The Dirty Figgy
Whatís he called?
The Dirty Figgy
Hey Elrond
The Dirty Figgy
No more Lego
The Dirty Figgy
Not too old
ĎCause at the Council, itís the Dirty Figgy for me!

ĎCause at the Council, itís the dirty Figgy for me!

 
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