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Legolas versus Figwit - Another stupid Adventure of Misty and Crunk |
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Misty: *poofs Legs and Figgy in* Legolas: O.O Not you again! Misty: okay, basic rules Misty: 1) don't touch Figgy's hair 2) don't touch Legs's nose 3) hit below the belt as much as possible Misty: with that in mind, have fun! *rings bell* Legolas: o.O Legolas: Why is there no rule about my hair?? Misty: *shrug* Misty: fight fight fight! Misty: *makes punchy-jabby motions* Legolas: I wanna know why there's no rule about MY hair! Misty: because your hair is blond...and his is dark. that's why. Legolas: o.O Crunk: So what are you saying? You're prejudice against blonds? *shakes fist* Misty uhh...sort of Sabrina: I am, sort of Misty : but his hair's prettier *point* Legolas: You're gonna be the one who's gonna get it if you're not careful... Misty: :P bahahaha...I love being evil Sabrina: It's fun Misty: it is Sabrina: Evil is live backwards Misty: *poofs Vicky in and poofs in benches and stuff fer an audience* Legolas: *whips out his bow and strings three arrows* Misty: WATCH OUT FIGGY! Misty: *throws popcorn* GO FIGGY! Legolas: *positions them just right and fires, sending one towards Figwit, and the other two towards...well...duh* Sabrina: *gets a big sign 'We love you FIGGY!' and waves it* Misty: O.O FIGGY WATCH OUT! Crunk: O.O VICKY! WATCH OUT! Sabrina: Bystander, WATCH OUT! Vicky : O.O *ducks* Figwit: O.O *ducks* Legolas: *arrow goes wizzing by Misty's head* Misty: O.O Misty: AHHH! CHEAP SHOT! CHEAP SHOT! Bystander: *is hit and dies* Legolas: *arrow also goes wizzing my Sabrina's head* Misty: CHEAP SHOT! *shakes fist* Legolas: You asked for it Sabrina: You killed him! Sabrina: *throws Jell-O at Legs* Legolas: *strings two more arrows, pointing them both towards Figwit* Misty: FIGGY! WAAAAAAAAATCH OUUUUUT! Legolas: *looks at him* Are you going to move or not? Cuz this is way too easy... Sabrina: Let's go Figgy! Rip off his blond wiggy! Legolas: *fires* Figwit *ducks and kicks Legs down...* Legolas: *strings another and shoots it at Sabrina* Misty: HEY! Sabrina: *ducks* Misty: DON'T MAKE ME TAKE THAT BOW AWAY FROM YOU! Misty: *shakes fist* Legolas: There wasn't a rule about not shooting bystanders who mock me... Sabrina: Do you want me to go telekinetic on your rump? Legolas: *fires another arrow at Figwit* Sabrina: Figgy! Figwit: *ducks, whips out a guitar, and beats Legs over the head with it* Misty: WOOOOH! *throws more popcorn* Legolas: ACK! *falls over* Misty: *poofs in The Hobbits as an audience* Sabrina: YAY! FIGGY'S GETTING JIGGY! Legolas: *gets up, and whips out silly string* Figwit: O.O Sabrina: Noooo! Not the hair! Legolas: *sprays Figwit with it, causing him to become tangled in it* Figwit: *whips out BurningSillystring...which burns* Legolas: *because of his excellent marksmanship, the silly string didn't touch the hair* Figwit: O.O *untangles himself and sprays at Legs* Legolas: AHHH! It burns! Figwit:  Misty: WOOOOOOOOOOOOH! *throws more popcorn* Sabrina: He's sizzling, look at the steam! Legolas: *rips it off and sprays more Silly String in Figgy's eyes* Figwit: O.O MY EYES!! Figwit: *swipes at eyes while clawing blindly at Legs* Misty: *screams* CAT FIGHT! Legolas: *kicks the burning silly string out of Figwit's hand* Figwit: *wipes silly string out of eyes and hits Legs over the head with the guitar* Legolas: *knees him in the groin* Crunk: WHOO! Figwit: O.O *squeeks* Sabrina: He did NOT just get him in the family jewels! Sabrina: That is LOW Legolas: Misty's rule... *point* Misty: actually, it was a rule Misty: 1) don't touch figgy's hair 2) don't touch Legs's nose 3) hit below the belt as much as possible Figwit: *beats Legs in the groin with the guitar* Sabrina: Yay! Legolas: *ducks, runs behind him and gets him in an armlock* Figwit: AHHHH! Misty: NOOOOO! FIGWIT GET BACK UP! Figwit: *flails around, kicks Legs in the head* Sabrina: Figgy, pull his hair and step on his toe! Legolas: AHH! *falls back* Figwit: *spinny-kicks Legs out of the ring* Sabrina: Hit the pinky toe! It hurts the most Legolas: *lands on the ground* ow... Misty: VICTORY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Misty: GO FIGGY! Misty: GO FIGGY! Figwit: *does the arms-in-circles thing* Legolas *gets up and sprays Silly String in Misty's hair* Misty: O.O Legolas: Misty: ... Misty: my...hair...AW THAT WAS LOW! *lunges at Legs* Misty: *beats him with her guitar* Sabrina: Aw, it was a good try, Legs *gives him a 'you lost and you suck' bear* Misty: *pulls his hair out* Legolas: O.O Misty: *pant pant* Vicky: GO MOM! Sabrina: *falls over laughing* Vicky: *stands up and cheers* Misty: *screamy-cheers* GO MOM! Sabrina: *gets up* Legolas: *shoots a glare at Vicky and whips out Crunk's wand* Crunk: HEY! Where'd you get that??? Legolas: You left it on the dresser, heh heh... Misty: you deserved that... *poofs his hair back on* Legolas *poofs a moustache on Misty* Legolas: O.O Sabrina: *rolls around* Misty: *poofs the moustache off* Legolas You touch the hair, you pay... Misty: THAT WAS LOW! Sabrina: That reminds me of the Hitler mustache Sabrina: *chokes on gum* Misty: *shoots glares at Legs* Crunk: No... giving you hairy feet would be low. *pause* Get it? because they're so close to the ground! Hahahahahaha! ha! *looks around to see no one laughing* ha.....ha.... uh... I'll just be...getting popcorn... Sabrina: Whoa, whoa, whoa, everyone just take a breath for a minute Misty: *stalks back to the bleachers* Figwit: *bows* Misty: *latches onto his leg* WHEEEEEEEE! Legolas: *hands Crunk back her wand* Misty: okay... *unlatches* Misty: ROUND 2! *rings bell* Legolas: ROUND 2??? Figwit: *sets Legs's hair on fire* Legolas: HEY!!!!! Sabrina: *stomps on Figgy's foot* hey, want him to do that to you? Sabrina: Actually, that'd be interesting Misty: *pulls Sabrina out of the ring* Legolas: *knees Figwit in the groin once more* Figwit: O.O Legolas: *as Figwit is bending over in pain, he gives him a wedgie* Legolas: *then kicks him over* Figwit: *squeeks* *wrestles Legs to the ground* *beats him over the head with the guitar, knocking him out* Legolas: *is knocked out....but wakes up anyway and jumps to his feet* Figwit: *spinny-kicks Legs in the head* Legolas: *ducks* Legolas: *grabs his arm and flips him onto his back* Figwit: OY! Sabrina: *goes over to the food stand and buys Crunk and herself Snickers bars* It's going to be a while. Why wait? Grab a Snickers. Legolas: *jumps on his stomach* Legolas: *several times* Figwit: O.O Figwit: *strangles Legs* Legolas: *gasps for breath, and knees him down low again* Sabrina: *covers eyes* Figwit: O.O *gets out the scissors* Legolas: O.O Legolas: *runs around the ring* NOOOOOO! Figwit: *throws the scissors away and gets out the blue hair dye gun* Figwit: *squirts hair dye at Legs* Legolas: AHHH! NOOOOO! Misty: *catches scissors, tucks them into her belt* Figwit: *squirts Legs with pink hair dye* Sabrina: Figgy! Look out! Legolas: *eyes narrow as he stands there dripping in blue* Sabrina: He's plotting something! Legolas: Alright...you asked for it... *whips out a pair of tweezers* Figwit: O.O Misty: RUN FIGGY! Sabrina: No!!!!!!! Not the TWEEZERS! Figwit: *gets out the razor; shaves Legs's head* Legolas: *chases Figwit, aiming for the eyebrows* Figwit: *and his eyebrows* Legolas: O.O HEY! Sabrina: *falls over laughing* Misty: *points* HE LOOKS LIKE UNCLE FESTER! Legolas: *starts plucking Figgy's eyebrow hairs, one by one* Figwit: AHHHHHHHHH! Sabrina: *rolls down the bleachers laughing* Legolas: *then shoves the tweezers down Figgy’s pants* Figwit: *kicks Legs in the groin and runs to the other side of the ring* Figwit: *pulls a lever on the side of the ring* Figwit: *anvil drops out of the sky onto Legs's head* Crunk: NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE FAMILY--O.O LEGS! Misty: BWAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Legolas: *falls over* ow... Sabrina: Oh dear Legolas: *hops to his feet* Figwit: *drops an ice cube down Legs's pants* Legolas: O.O *ignores it* I hoped it wouldn't come to this but... Legolas: *whips out a Lightsaber* Figwit: O.O *whips out a double-sided lightsabre* Figwit: *does the somersault in air thing, twirls lightsabre* Legolas: *ducks Figwit's swing and stabs him with the saber* Legolas: *leaps out of the way* Figwit: O.O *drops to knees, makes gaspy chokey noises* Sabrina: NOOOOOOO! Figwit: *flops on back* *dies* Misty: O.O *mouths wordlessly* o.o ... O.O *bursts into tears* Crunk: You can bring him back... Crunk: Sheesh... Misty: BUT THAT WAS LOW! Misty: *runs after Legs with her own lightsabre* Legolas: *stabs her too* Sabrina: Hey! Misty: O.O Misty: *dies* Sabrina: *revives her* Misty says: thank you Misty: *revives Figgy* Sabrina: Legs, you're so cruel Sabrina: *starts crying* Legolas: Why? I'm trying to stay alive here... Crunk: Legs wins this one... *marks a line on the chalk board* Misty: *mops blood off the floor and ring* Sabrina: *sobs on the floor* Misty: *latches onto Figgy* Sabrina: *peeks up between her arms to see if he's buying it* Legolas: *rolls eyes* Misty: *snorts* Misty: okay...round three *steps out of the ring and dings bell* Figwit: *stabs Legs with lightsabre* Legolas: O.O *looks at hole* Ow... Legolas: *falls over* Crunk: HEY THAT WAS CHEAP! Figwit: don't think I didn't see those looks you were giving me. jealousy is an ugly, ugly thing. Legolas: *with last bit of strength, reaches over and slices off one of Figwit's legs, then dies* Figwit: O.O *falls over* Crunk: *goes into Obi-Wan mode* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *falls to knees beside Legs* Misty: *poofs Legs alive* Figgy won Legolas: *blink blink* Crunk: *hugs him* YAY! Misty: *throws Figwit's arm up in the air* THE WINNAH! Crunk: *pause* By poofing him alive again...is he fully healed? *rubs chin* Figwit: *bows* Misty: yes Crunk WHOO! *grabs Legs' hand and drags him off* Misty: O.O Misty: *shakes head* |
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