Ok, so I'm not sure this deserves it's own category because it does seems like an amateurish Humorless Tolkien Purist Fangirl.
Then again... you can't be a Purist if you use SMS speech. Everyone knows that. If there is anything Purists hate beside
frivolous websites dedicated to random extras, it's SMS speech. And going outside. And meeting people.
So, I decided to call this category "Pseudo-Purists" because, really, I just like saying "pseudo" as often as possible. These are
people who like to think they are Purists but can't seem to get it right.
HI. u dont know me and will probably never meet me, hopefully.it's people like u that make me mad. i happen 2 b 1 of those Tolkien Purists(my friends and i call our selfves 'Tolkienists') and i have a few bones 2 pic with you.
A) Bret is kind of cute and FIGWIT is ok...but GIMME A BREAK
B) it's u morons that make it so FIGWIT has more fan sites than Sam >_<
C) Frodo is better looking than ANY elf could ever be(Legolas is almost there), especially FIGWIT
D) u think legolas is girly, if u havnt noticed, at least HE wears pants, where as FIGWIT only wears DRESSES
E) sorry if this offends u, but i have some major steam to blow off =^.^=
F) i do have to agree that FIGWIT is cuter than Aragorn, but not by much
G) im giveing this adress to a bunch of my friends, and as far as i know, they will write hate mail too=^.^= Namarie -Ninwen
Reply: Oh this is a tough one. Does it deserve an HTP reply? Maybe just the usual Enraged fangirl reply? Or maybe just something similar to what is below. That way you can speak to them in the only language they understand AND the fact that half of the acronyms are made up will keep them distracted for a while:
omg lololol sry u r so stpd PWND!!!11one1 ^___^
u r a pita. iirc evry1 knws a4l & fizz are not mssing. me & my freinds woz inrs itigtbs.
g2g cul8r h&k dik sow
ps frodo is teh ghey
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