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Legolas

By Eryn Lasgallen

  (Sing to the tune of "Adrienne" by The Calling)

I've been thing about you, 'Golas,
And all the times you stole my best shampoo
Now I'm coming around, handing it back to you
Are you thinking of me, when you smell it
Can you see me when you rinse it out
And all the while I helped you ruin Elrond's long dresses
What I'm needing now is some sweet revenge,
To get back all my shampoo then
I gave it all I had to give, but I could never catch you

Legolas, I thought I knew you,
Once again, you stole my, shampoo
Legolas, I should have helped you,
Long before, you stole my, my shampoo

Spent my money, bought some more
I treated you like the thief you are
But in my bath, the bottle was no more
And I'll have the last laugh, when I see you walking with
Some bright green hair
Cause I know you're gonna have no more fan girls
So take these words, some good advice
Never steal from Figwit twice,
You never cared how much it cost, I really need to tell you

Legolas, I thought I knew you
Once again, you stole my, shampoo
Legolas, I should have helped you,
Long before, you stole my, my shampoo

What I'm needing now is some sweet revenge,
To get back all my shampoo then
I gave it all I had to give, but I could never catch you

Legolas, I thought I knew you
Once again, you stole my, shampoo
Legolas, I should have helped you,
Long before, you stole my, my shampoo

 
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