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Pouty Stare

By Candice

  (Sing to the tune of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down)

I went to the council just to ease my troubled mind,
But it wasn't good news, it was about the fate of yours and mine.
You call me Figwit, when I was just cast as an extra...
I feel there's nothing I can do... nuh-uh...

I watched Lord Elrond as he talked about the doom.
After all, I knew there had to be something to cause all this gloom.
I really don't mind what happens now and then,
As long as you'll call me Figwit in the end.

If I don't pout, then will you still call me Figwit?
If I just sit there, then will I still be your number one man?
I'll keep you by my side with my pouty glare,
My... pouty stare...

You call me Figwit, you call me Figgy,
But Prince of Pout is still the best to me.
You took for granted all those eye movements and all those frowns.
But when you saw me say "Pluck you", you knew there was nothing you could do.
I made a pout, and it put you on a higher ground!

If I don't pout, then will you still call me Figwit?
If I just sit there, then will I still be your number one man?
I'll keep you by my side with my pouty glare,
My... pouty stare...

*music interlude, in which Figwit just sits there pouting*

YEEEEEAH!

If I don't pout, then will you still call me Figwit?
If I just sit there, then will I still be your number one man?
I'll keep you by my side with my pouty glare,
My... pouty stare...

 
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