Right. This doesn't have a lot with Figwit but dammit, this is my site and I can put
pictures of Colin Firth in regency costumes here if I want to.|
It's a collection of sentences we heard/said that are weird, disturbing,
or just plain funny out of context.
Greenwood Hobbit (Two days before joining us in Edinburgh): "So what is this Figwit?"
Probono: "You slept with my goat!"
Creepy photographer dude: "TEETH! I WANT TO SEE TEETH!!!"
Bret to Beleth: "You don't come across as a blonde bimbo."
Random comedian to inDUH and Beleth: "Are you two a couple?"
Roheryn: "Bold off, you snoggering wonker!"
inDUH is losing it: "I have a split personality. Me too! Me too! Me too!"
Beleth is also losing it: "I AM MY SHOES!"
Roheryn is her usual self (about pizza): "I'm not putting it in my mouth if it's droopy."
Random stupid girl to blind man with seeing-eye dog on the street: "Is there a power cut? Are the lights out?"
Stan to Roheryn, as he vaults across a chair flailing at her: "Your hair's on fire!!!"
Taika: "Oh yeah, I've seen plenty of German porn magazines."
Roheryn (who has hearing problems) (to Stan): "Sucking on Figwit? I thought you just said... sucking on Figwit."
The very sweet local bus driver trying to explain directions to us very stupid tourists:
"Ferelk roundabout eifkepw roundabout mjfow jdioq roundabout jeiqhm"
Beleth: "...an orange light in the dark, a very soft
ringtone and a vibrating phone next to my bed... tehe... text messages in the dark..."
Random Scotsman: "Hey! Do you want to swap some trousers, mate?"
Arwenelf (to Taika): "That's a dinky little toy you have there."
inDUH and Roheryn: "HEY! Nice fire exit over there!"
inDUH: "Why'd you leave the kids on the table?"
Roheryn: "Did someone leave the kids on the table again?"
Probono: "Let's play jenga with the kids on the table."
inDUH: "I only messed with Figwit's hair; she grabbed Legolas' bum."