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Figwit!

by Foe-Hammer of Gondolin

  (Sing to the tune of "Whip it!" by Devo)

Dark haired elf
In love with himself
Has a blank stare
Dont mess up his hair

At the council of Elrond
It is Figwit
He is not the bottle blonde
It is Figwit
Dont think he will respond
It is Figwit

Its Figwit
Cant escape
He is DUHs
Soul mate
Step forward
Nothing said
Lego rejected
DUH wants a date
With Figwit
Figwits good!

With a pout thats so renowned
It is Figwit
Dont want him to stare you down
Beware of Figwit
Hear about him every day
The mighty Figwit
I say Figwit
Figwits good

 
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