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I Want Figwit!

by Threthiel
  (sing to the tune of "I Want Candy" by Strangelove)

I know an Elf, quiet but sweet.
Such nice posture, can't be beat.
He's got ev'rything that DUH desires.
Sets Arwenelf all on fire.

I want Figwit!
Yes, sweet Figwit!
Love that Figwit!
Need more Figwit!

Figgy in the Council, nothing better;
But I like Figwit when he wiggles his ears.
Someday soon Figg will be mine,
But then I'll fight DUH all the time.

I want Figwit!
Yes, sweet Figwit!
Love that Figwit!
Need more Figwit!

 
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