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(Sing to the tune of "The Dirty Boogie" by The Brian Setzer)
Well, I got a little Elf but he ain’t too clean
He’s real low down and he’s kind of mean
The Dirty Figgy
The Dirty Figgy
‘Cause at the Council, it’s the Dirty Figgy for me!
The Dirty Figgy
What’s he called?
The Dirty Figgy
Hey Elrond
The Dirty Figgy
No more Lego
The Dirty Figgy
Not too old
‘Cause at the Council, it’s the Dirty Figgy for me!
Well you sit straight up
Always moan and groan
An Elf like you of course I’d take home
The Dirty Figgy
The Dirty Figgy
‘Cause at the Council, it’s the Dirty Figgy for me!
The Dirty Figgy
What’s he called?
The Dirty Figgy
Hey Elrond
The Dirty Figgy
No more Lego
The Dirty Figgy
Not too old
‘Cause at the Council, it’s the Dirty Figgy for me!
You wiggle your ears and always pout
And doin’ things I can’t even talk about
The Dirty Figgy, catch my drift?
The Dirty Figgy
‘Cause at the Council, it’s the Dirty Figgy for me!
The Dirty Figgy
What’s he called?
The Dirty Figgy
Hey Elrond
The Dirty Figgy
No more Lego
The Dirty Figgy
Not too old
‘Cause at the Council, it’s the Dirty Figgy for me!
‘Cause at the Council, it’s the dirty Figgy for me!
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