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(Sing to the tune of "Dancing with Myself" by Billy Idol)
(Legolas)
All adore me this I know
And want to touch my bow and arrow
Girls desire my affection
Love my mirrored reflection
I love being an elf
Never back down from a fight
Killing orcs is sheer delight
Im slightly amused
By Figwits oration
And I love being an elf
Oh oh love being an elf
Oh oh love being an elf
I never have to shampoo
My blonde braided hair-do
And I love being an elf
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
(Figwit)
At the council of Lord Elrond
I am not the pretty blonde
But my empty eyes
Dont seem to imply
That I love being an elf
Some may think that I am dull
Im just an inDUHvidual
Well believe it or not
I think Im just as hot
And I love being an elf
Oh oh love being an elf
Oh oh love being an elf
Lego-manias dead
Come try Figwit instead
Youll love being with this elf
Oh, oh, oh, oh
(Elrond)
If you looked in Rivendell
Would there be a chance in hell
You see, I for one
Dont like to be outdone
By any of the other elves
That Figwit has that blank stare
Legolas wont mess up his hair
If you want romance
Just give Elrond a chance
Cause Im one heck of an elf
Oh oh love being an elf
Oh oh love being an elf
If you want romance
Just give Elrond a chance
If you want romance
Just give Elrond a chance
If you want romance
Just give Elrond a chance
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Love being an elf
Love being an elf
Love being an elf
Love being an elf
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