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(Sing to the tune of "I Want it That Way" by The Backstreet Boys)
I am your fire
Your one desire
With such grace I sit
My name is Figwit
But I don’t have any lines
To speak or to sign
I just sit
My name is Figwit
Tell me why
I didn’t get a good part
Tell me why
This could have been my big start
Tell me why
Instead I’m told “Shut up and sit!”
My name is Figwit
My hair is so fine
To stroke it girls pine
My robes: a great fit
My name is Figwit
Tell me why
I cannot go with Frodo
Tell me why
My role’s so small in this show
Tell me why
This sucks and it’s not fair one bit
My name is Figwit
Now I can see that my scene is so short
And it quickly comes to an end, yeah
So if you feel passion just simply rewind
And watch the council again
So don’t watch the rest
Who cares for the quest
I’m all that matters
Cuz I’m so gorgeous…
Ain’t nothin’ but a Dark Lord
Ain’t nothin’ but a big war
Just concentrate on how I sit
My name is Figwit
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